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it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one


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I’m two sleeps away from vacation. Get me there.


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Last night at the bar some guy who builds robots for a living kept buying my friends and I drinks and I’m hungover and now I hate him and robots!


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southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

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When you do talk about yourself, or talk to yourself, or you have that tape running in your head about yourself… try to picture you talking to your own daughter, or your younger sister. Because you would tell your younger sister or your daughter that she was beautiful, and you wouldn’t be lying. Because she is. And so are you.
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I’m going on vacation with my friends on Monday and we made a google doc so that we can all figure out what food we need to buy to bring with us and this is what happened.

I’m going on vacation with my friends on Monday and we made a google doc so that we can all figure out what food we need to buy to bring with us and this is what happened.

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