I did something dumb and as a result I messed up my knee and holy cow this hurts like hell. Someone hold me.
Today at work there was a huge bug flying around my boss’s office and I thought it was a wasp so I ran out and closed the door behind me so it would be trapped in there (with him). He killed it and chased me around my office with it until I bolted through the lobby and ran outside.
Then he told me that he thinks I’ll probably end up marrying someone who studies bugs for a living because “that’s how life works.”
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
I’m stupid or optimistic and at first I thought MY FRIENDS MIGHT LIVE FOREVER and then I realized the actual meaning of this and I’m sad.
This is lovely but I think you might be confused because I am not wonderful, I am EVIL.